Underwires that dig.
Too-tight straps and bands that rub in all the wrong places.
Sweat in unmentionable places.
And heaven forbid you attempt any, ahem, vigorous movements.
Luckily, there’s relief for the bouncy. Happy Boobies is a petroleum-free, vegan salve that helps relieve the itching, discomfort, and irritation caused by chafing. With nourishing ingredients like organic shea butter, aloe, lemon peel oil, castor oil, Vitamin E, cocoa butter and chamomile, Happy Boobies soothes as it protects, leaving your skin soft and irritation-free. Infused with a blend of ginger and white tea, Happy Boobies has a light, natural fragrance you’ll love.
And it’s not just for the twins, either—Happy Boobies works wonders on thunder thighs and anywhere else you experience chafing. In fact, it works so well for all kinds of bodies and all kinds of body parts, your significant other may be tempted to steal yours. (So, skip the fight and just get two, amirite?)
Happy Boobies will make you feel so good in your own skin that you’ll be bopping around like an extra in a Jane Fonda video in no time.
Ingredients: Castor Jelly, White Tea Infusion, Glycerin, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Laureth-4, Laureth-23, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Anthemis Nobilis Flower Oil, Citrus Medica Limonum Peel Oil, Citrus Auranitium Dulcis Peel Oil, Polysorbate 20, Carbomer, Disodium EDTA, Ginger Oil, Fragrance (Parfum), Methy
Welcome to Crumble Co! We're a queer founded aroma studio in Baltimore Maryland. Famed for creating superb quality treats for bath, body & home.
Over the years we have sponsored 12+ non-profits in mental health, equality and progressive policies. Such as ACLU, Trevor Project, Born This Way, Black Lives Matter, Planned Parenthood, the Innocence Project and many more.
We got our humble starts crafting long lasting wax melts, with super inappropriate scent names and overly-decorated bath & body creations that look good enough to eat- but like, don't.
Crumble is a world to get lost in! With over 1,000+ aromas in and out of circulation, there's always a new aroma to collect - and a new favorite to find (especially if you're a member of our Facebook group, the Crumble Family)!
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Head Queer In Charge
Brandon Love is an artist & author based in Baltimore, MD. He created the Crumble Company as an outlet for his creativity in 2015. Catch him hanging out in the Crumble Family FB group & on Instagram @crumblecandle / @brann.love
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