An evening stroll through the woods. You arrive at the edge of a clearing just as the last light of the day fades into violet dusk. Purple heliotrope, soothing chamomile, and fragrant lavender peek between the tree trunks, and a carpet of soft moss beckons invitingly; the perfect place to sit and rest awhile.
The rational part of your brain screams, Are you out of your MIND? First of all, this is the forest, there are wild animals out here. This is neither the time nor the place for a nap. Second, this whole setup screams horror film—who’s to say there isn’t an axe-wielding madman lurking just on the other side of those trees, waiting to prey on suckers who wander into the woods after dark?
The romantic part of your brain purrs, It’s so inviting. Why not stay?
Which voice should you trust?
A figure emerges from the trees at the other side of the clearing. Oh, shit. It’s the axe murderer. As you wait for your fight or flight instinct to kick in, your brain registers that the figure is a woman. (Axe murderess? Let’s not be sexist, after all.) She beckons—and the romantic in you wins out. Cautiously, you step into the clearing, unsure of what to expect.
The woman, tall, serene, and clothed in robes of deepest purple, smiles and gestures for you to lay down. As you stretch out on the cool, springy moss, recognition dawns on you: she is Breksta, the goddess of twilight and dreams, who stands guard between sunset and sunrise. You’re safe here. Calm washes over you as you close your eyes and sink into a dream.
Meet Cuticle Custard!
Oh. My. God.
Whose hands are those?
They CAN’T be mine, can they?
If you woke up one morning and realized that you have the hands of an 18th century washerwoman, you need Cuticle Custard™, ASAP.
Cuticle Custard™ helps erase the damage that COVID did to your hands, as if all that sanitizing and handwashing never happened. (It did. Keep up the good work, please and thank you.)
12.8x thicker than regular lotion, Cuticle Custard™ is a naturally scented, PH-balanced, bona fide wonder cream. Jojoba oil, aloe vera, and glycerin help lock in moisture, while Vitamin C nourishes your cuticles from the inside. A small dab of custard on each fingertip is enough for all-day, skin-loving goodness, even in high handwashing situations—so you can say buh-bye to frayed and crunchy cuticles.
Your hands will look and feel so good, you might be tempted to Google “how to become a hand model.”
We've got over 600+ aromas to choose from that come and go like the wind, thanks to our small batches. Famous for our hella long lasting wax melts, super inappropriate scent names and overly-decorated bath & body creations that look good enough to eat- but like, don't. Download The App!
Everyone needs a gentle reminder, not just now and again, but often. Or maybe we're just needy- that's okay, too. Many of our wax melts hide a gentle reminder under the lid, we also include these stickers with most orders- so you can put reminders on your mirror, your hairbrush, your dogs forehead or even your shirt for the day. Knowing things that keep us happy are one thing; remembering to know them is another.
Want daily questions to provoke your vulnerability and stretch those heart muscles? Wanna get in your feels on the regular, in a safe and loving way? Or, just wanna make some friends & pour some juicy soul stuff onto your timeline? Well, we built this fun lil community to do just that. Join Crumble Family.
WHO'S BEHIND THIS
Brandon Love is an artist & author based in Baltimore, MD. He created the Crumble Company as a coping method for his own mental health when he needed it most. Today he gives back to the very community that saved his life, through encouraging deep thoughtful discussions and genuine connections through vulnerability. Catch him hanging out in the Crumble Family FB group & on Instagram @crumblecandle / @brann.love
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