Vanilla Bean & Linen
Oh. My. God.
Whose hands are those?
They CAN’T be mine, can they?
If you woke up one morning and realized that you have the hands of an 18th century washerwoman, you need Cuticle Custard™, ASAP.
Cuticle Custard™ helps erase the damage that COVID did to your hands, as if all that sanitizing and handwashing never happened. (It did. Keep up the good work, please and thank you.)
12.8x thicker than regular lotion, Cuticle Custard™ is a naturally scented, PH-balanced, bona fide wonder cream. Jojoba oil, aloe vera, and glycerin help lock in moisture, while Vitamin C nourishes your cuticles from the inside. A small dab of custard on each fingertip is enough for all-day, skin-loving goodness, even in high handwashing situations—so you can say buh-bye to frayed and crunchy cuticles.
Your hands will look and feel so good, you might be tempted to Google “how to become a hand model.”
SOCIAL JUSTICE IS OUR SHIT
& WE SELL BOMB STUFF.
Crumble Co is a one stop shop of handcrafted queer-owned brands that are good for you & your neighbor. With over a dozen brands made in-house by hand, crafted in a small town in Kansas (yes, the gays have infiltrated Kansas!) and partnering with dozens of non-profit organizations doing good work around the globe.
Crumble started in 2015 with a collection of quirky wax melts and candles, crafted by our founder Brandon Love in his hometown of Halethorpe, Maryland. Over the years Brandon and our team have expanded into skin care essentials, bath time treats, gentle hair care & more.
Learn more about the Queer Crafted Mission, click here!
WE BELIEVE IN
At first I just wanted to make friends, but little did I know such a community would pull me out of a deep dark depression and fill my life with joy for years to come.
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Meet Brandon, our founder!
Crumble Co founder Brandon Love crafted his first crumble product in 2015, at 2:00am while trying to de-stress from the weight of the world around him. He had a motto: Stay busy, it gets better.
With roots in graphic design, copywriting and small batch manufacturing, Brandon's super power have always been creating online experiences that simply feel good.
Tied in with a deep passion for queer equality and women's rights, Brandon has built the small empire that is Crumble Co - and has had a hell of a lot of fun while doing it. He's passionate about empowering fellow Queerpreneurs though his work, both here, at Crumble and beyond.
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