Sex Cake Wax Melts


Price:
$ 6.95
Stock:
In stock (62 units), ready to be shipped

Description

Your partner approaches, wearing an amused smirk and not much else. (Is it just you, or did them temperature in the room just go way, way up?)


“Let’s try something new tonight. Do you trust me?”


You nod, excited and a little nervous, unsure of exactly what the evening holds in store.


Before you can say “safe word,” you’re blindfolded and waiting expectantly on the edge of the bed.


“Open wide,” they say playfully.


You comply and are rewarded with the taste of perfectly ripe cantaloupe.


One after another, your lover feeds you sweet morsels and sweet nothings.


A sip of raspberry liqueur.

A bite of honeyed kumquat.

A single candied violet.


“I saved the best for last,” they say, practically purring.


(Who knew food was so sensual?!)


You open your mouth obediently and receive the last surprise: moist, rich cake layered with black cherry buttercream. Heavenly.


The anticipation is killing you—enough dessert, you’re ready for the main course. You rip off the blindfold and descend on your partner, the taste of frosting still on your lips.

Gone are the days of methodically dipping bits of string into vats of rendered tallow to make candles so that you can ward off the unrelenting darkness of those long, winter evenings (which you will then spend darning socks while Pa reads aloud from the scriptures, naturally). 


Basically, candles are yesterday’s news—wax melts are where it’s at. In the era of artificial light, we just want our homes to smell nice, damn it. In this crazy, mixed up world, can we at least agree on that much?


Why We’re the Internet’s Favorite Wax Melts

  • Hundreds of fun scents
  • Even funner names (not a real word—still true, though)
  • American-sourced soy, oils, and packaging
  • Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrances
  • Safe around kiddos and fuzzy friends
  • Each package lasts 7x longer than an 8 oz. candle (ask our customers!)
  • Our secret soy blend releases aroma consistently and throws far in most wax warmers



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