Green StressLess Wax Melts

When life gives you stress, make stress-onade. Wait, that’s not the saying.

When life feels stressful, make do with… less? No, that’s not right, either.

Y’all, I’m at a loss. Chalk it up to stress—that shit makes your brain shrink.

How about this: when life is turned all the way up to eleven but you’d prefer to dial it back to a more soothing five, reach for Crumble Co.’s Green Stressless.

Zingy eucalyptus boosts circulation to the brain, breaking you out of your mental fog, while the fresh, restorative scent of spearmint calms and uplifts, enhancing your concentration and your mood.

Cue the relaxation in five, four, three, two, ahhh.

Gone are the days of methodically dipping bits of string into vats of rendered tallow to make candles so that you can ward off the unrelenting darkness of those long, winter evenings (which you will then spend darning socks while Pa reads aloud from the scriptures, naturally).