Fuck Anxiety Christmas Edition Wax Melts

$ 6.95
In stock (64 units), ready to be shipped


Buttercream, coconut milk, maple, allspice and heliotrope.

Don't let the Holidays get you frazzled... Cozy up with a fresh fuzzy red blanket, snuggled up with cocoa to a warm spicy fire. Let your troubles melt away...

Product may have Original green label or our new Winter Edition label.

Gone are the days of methodically dipping bits of string into vats of rendered tallow to make candles so that you can ward off the unrelenting darkness of those long, winter evenings (which you will then spend darning socks while Pa reads aloud from the scriptures, naturally). 

Basically, candles are yesterday’s news—wax melts are where it’s at. In the era of artificial light, we just want our homes to smell nice, damn it. In this crazy, mixed up world, can we at least agree on that much?

Why We’re the Internet’s Favorite Wax Melts

  • Hundreds of fun scents
  • Even funner names (not a real word—still true, though)
  • American-sourced soy, oils, and packaging
  • Non-toxic, phthalate-free fragrances
  • Safe around kiddos and fuzzy friends
  • Each package lasts 7x longer than an 8 oz. candle (ask our customers!)
  • Our secret soy blend releases aroma consistently and throws far in most wax warmers

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