Chocolate Orange Cuticle Custard


Price:
$ 16.50
Stock:
In stock (82 units), ready to be shipped

Description

Chocolate Orange

Oh. My. God.

Whose hands are those?

They CAN’T be mine, can they?


If you woke up one morning and realized that you have the hands of an 18th century washerwoman, you need Cuticle Custard™, ASAP.


Cuticle Custard™ helps erase the damage that COVID did to your hands, as if all that sanitizing and handwashing never happened. (It did. Keep up the good work, please and thank you.)


12.8x thicker than regular lotion, Cuticle Custard™ is a naturally scented, PH-balanced, bona fide wonder cream. Jojoba oil, aloe vera, and glycerin help lock in moisture, while Vitamin C nourishes your cuticles from the inside. A small dab of custard on each fingertip is enough for all-day, skin-loving goodness, even in high handwashing situations—so you can say buh-bye to frayed and crunchy cuticles.

Your hands will look and feel so good, you might be tempted to Google “how to become a hand model.”


Just sayin’.

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